Yeah, I think he'd try military school before rehab.

[ He's teasing, but his serious tone does nothing to give that away. Eddie shuts the door and moves to the driver's side door, climbing in. He waits until Mike's settled before taking off. ]

I'm my dad's least favorite and I'm his only kid. [ He grins peeling out of the parking lot. ] So take it as a badge of honor, man.